July 25th, 2017

What a headline...but then again, this is THE SIMS; and we'd expect nothing short of a delightfully dark sense of humor from gamers when it comes to how much they can generally f**k with their Sims' existence. Our speedrunner champion of the hour's commentary in this video is also hilarious: the sheer amount of cold calculated focus is impressive and mildly alarming, all at once. 

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Things to Avoid In a Public Pool hashtag inspires a collection of very funny tweets about gross things you should avoid.

We're deep in the dog days of summer, people. Long and hot afternoons under the unforgiving sun, inevitably gave way to longer outings at the nearest public pool. You're coming up on an alarmingly extended series of continuous days spent dousing your body in that good 'ol chlorine. Those public pools though, they're tired too. Those pools have been overran by sunscreen-armored riotous packs of sugarhigh kids who are prone to uncontrollable fits of pissing when they've gotta go. Yes, those poor pools have seen better days. These tweets capture those perilous signs of a public pool gone awry that you should make every effort to avoid. And let me just be the first to say that since day fucking ONE, I've avoided those floating skin tags like the bubonic plague. 

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After discovering that his 'Instagram model' girlfriend was, in fact, using her account as a front for her secret escort service he decided to have a little fun.

After starting to suspect something was amiss in his relationship this resourceful guy decided to dig a little deeper to figure out what his girlfriend was doing while she was 'out with friends'. 

After discovering that his 'Instagram model' girlfriend was, in fact, using her account as a front for her secret escort service he decided to have a little fun. 

He contacted her pretending to be an interested customer and she took the bait.

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July 24th, 2017

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